“Trust me, there was no party here last night”
Originally published April 18, 2019
We’ve each had our fair share of crazy nights and found ourselves the next day with a splitting headache, alcohol seeping through our pores, wondering, “ughhhhhh, what happened?” But have you ever partied so hard you woke up in entirely the wrong house? The answer for most, I’m sure, is “no” — but not for this guy.
In a video posted to Facebook that’s so funny it’s literally impossible to get through without laughing, a Scottish man explains how he ended up in a stranger’s home, although even he can barely get through the story himself because he’s cracking up so much.
“This couple have woke me up, right, and went, ‘who are you?’ and I’m like, ‘what are you talking about? I was at this party last night here,’ and they were like, ‘trust me, there was no party here last night — you just woke up on our couch’”
He explains that he tried to get a taxi home from this party but missed it, so he turned around to go back into the house, except he accidentally went into the neighbor’s house and even DRUNKENLY MADE HIMSELF A POT OF NOODLES.
Luckily for him, the couple who live in the house not only got a kick out of it, but even woke him up with a cup of tea and a cigarette.
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